The Story of My Quarantine
Although the name may seem daunting and evil, this cult is all the opposite of those things. This is a “cult” that me and a few buddies have been actively partaking in over quarantine and it is all for a good cause. The main points and objectives of the cult are to put on muscle mass, donate blood and plasma to blood banks to help with COVID and then booze more economically. I will describe the steps to each below.
So the backstory of the group is that it was created by a Kid named Billy Football, Billy like my friends and I is a fellow D-III college football player from the East Coast. Billy appears every Monday on the number one sports podcast in the world named Pardon my Take the first Monday of quarantine Billy was talking about his Berserker Blood cult and from the time me and my friends heard his idea we decided to join along. The premise of the “cult” like I said earlier is about three things and I will detail each step along the way. To start though the name Berserker means to be out of control with excitement or rage, and in our case it is both. So with that being said here is what we do in this cult. Starting on Mondays me and my friends meet at my garage where we created a so called bunker with a couch, TV, and Xbox set up, next to that is a squat rack and dumbbells to workout. We have been spending a lot of time in our bunker to stay away from the public to avoid the spread COVID. We have been doing this for a full month now and it is working to say the least.The first step of the Cult like I said is to put on muscle mass, so from Monday-Friday in the bunker all we do is workout and play video games. Before we work out it is important to be taking lots of pre workout to get your blood flowing and creatine after to add mass. And most importantly we need to stuff our faces and eat as much as we can to add muscle and put on more weight. Me and my friends have each put on close to 5 pounds in this month of muscle so step 1 is a success. The second step of the cult is the most important and that is donating our blood and plasma to local blood banks to help with COVID on late Friday afternoons, before going to the blood banks we get our workout in and then slam a red bull right before giving blood to pump more blood. I also really dislike needles but saving lives is more important than my fear of needles(even though I just about pass out every time). Me and my friends also believe we contracted COVID each while we were at school and just did not know about because of the no-symptoms and the doctors are donating our anti-bodies for the virus as well. This is the most important step and really what the cult is all about, I think more of the Youth should be donating blood because it really does so many wonders for so many people. And lastly the final step of Berserker Blood Cult is all about boozing economically. As soon as we are done giving blood then it is all about having a good weekend, and because we all just donated blood we can buy less alcohol and it will take less alcohol to have a good time because we gave blood and our BAC will be higher due to less blood in our bodies. Which is a happy ending to every week and the key to booze more economically.
And like I stated earlier although the name of the cult and the fact it is called a cult may seem odd, that is why me and my friends like it. Our parents think were crazy yet they think were doing the right thing by giving blood and they think that the boozing economically is hilarious and probably does not work as well as we thing but we don’t care. It is for a good cause and that is all that matters. All in all this is the story of what my quarantine weeks have been like, I think it is a great mix of stupid, entertaining and beneficial all in one and a great way to get gains and save lives while doing it. This may sound wrong but I believe joining this cult has made me save lives and be a better person.